Title: No! And That’s Final!
Author: Katerina17
Pairings: None
Spoilers: None
Season: Not specified
Content Warnings: Silliness
Disclaimer: “Stargate SG-1” and its characters are the property of MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, Gekko Film Corp., Showtime/Viacom and USA Networks, Inc. This story is for entertainment purposes and the author (me) is not getting paid for it. No copyright infringement is intended. (Really.)
Author’s Note: Silly meaninglessness all around. This was the first dialogue-only fic I ever wrote. It popped into my head suddenly and demanded to be written down.
“Jack.”
“Daniel.”
“Please?”
“No. Absolutely no. And that is final.”
“Jaaaaack ... ”
“I said no, Daniel!”
“But ... ”
“Oh, for cryin’ out loud. Stop that!”
“Stop what?”
“You know what I’m talking about.”
“No I don’t.”
“Yes you do.”
“Do not.”
“Do too.”
“Do not.”
“Do too.”
“Do not.”
“Daniel, you know damn well that you’re doing that thing with your eyes.”
“What’s wrong with my eyes? You don’t like them?”
“Oh, for ... Daniel, the answer is no! That is final! Case closed!”
“But Jack, if I could just have - ”
“No.”
“This could be a significant - ”
“No.”
“If you let me just this once, I promise I won’t - ”
“NO!”
“Okay. Fine.”
“Daniel. Don’t do that.”
“Do what?”
“The puppy faced look. Charlie did that when he was five. You’re not five.”
“No. I guess I’m not.”
“Oh for Pete’s sake. You see this gray hair, Daniel? Do you? You know why it’s there? Because of you, that’s why. You’ll be the death of me yet!”
“Does this mean - ”
“Wipe the grin off your face, Jackson. You get fifteen minutes, no more. Fifteen minutes. Do ... you ... understand?”
“But Jack - ”
“Fifteen minutes, Daniel!”
“But that’s not enough - ”
“I don’t care!”
“Jaaack ... ”
“Aw ... dammit!”
FIN