Title: Shut Up!
Author: Katerina17
Pairings: None
Spoilers: None
Season: Not specified
Content Warnings: Minor language, silliness
Disclaimer: “Stargate SG-1” and its characters are the property of MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, Gekko Film Corp., Showtime/Viacom and USA Networks, Inc. This story is for entertainment purposes and the author (me) is not getting paid for it. No copyright infringement is intended. (Really.)
Author’s Note: Another silly and insane dialogue-only fic.
“It won’t ever work.”
“Stop being so pessimistic, Daniel. It will work.”
“No. It won’t.”
“Shut up and give me a hand!”
“Love to, but mine are currently tied behind my back. Like yours.”
“Give me a foot then, smartass. I need a shove toward that nail. If I can reach it, I’ll be able to saw right through these damn ropes.”
“No, you’ll saw right through your wrists and bleed to death.”
“Do you have any better suggestions?!”
“Well ... ”
“Fine! Then push my chair toward that damn nail!”
(Several minutes later)
“I told you it wouldn’t work.”
“Just two more feet. You’re sure you can’t push me any farther?”
“Yes, Jack, I’m sure. Why don’t you give up the nail idea? I’m sure Sam and Teal’c will find us soon.”
“I’m Irish. We don’t know the meaning of the word ‘give up’.”
“‘Give up’ is two words.”
“Daniel. Shut up.”
FIN